Avoiding a Hangover After Credit Card Debt Happy Hour Down at the Card Shark Saloon
Waking up to discover a big fat piece of plastic named credit card debt is in bed with you has already happened to about 50 million Americans.
Don't let it embarrass you because it's nothing more than a little financial nightmare that exists on a computer server somewhere in a state that doesn't have usery laws.
Before your pituitary gland dumps a load of adrenaline in you and you start running with the old "fight or flight" survival instinct that's been built into you, just stop and think for a minute.
Are you really afraid of a little piece of plastic? If you are then seek psychiatric help immediately.
Who knows, living in a straitjacket might be fun, that is until you need to use the restroom.
You don't need to be a really good detective to realize you've been seduced by the zero interest rates, free trips to the moon miles and get free money back every time you swipe your card for prizes in your happy meal down at McDonald's.
It sounds good but as you've already discovered living with a demanding plastic monster is not pleasant.
Wonder if that's why they named one of them the Discover Card? Before you go into some kind of psychosis use the search term "the gig is up-money, the Federal Reserve and you" and watch this video which was presented at the University Of Colorado School Of Law.
Go ahead with this copy and paste exercise that will forever change the way you look at plastic.
If you watched the gig then you know why it's not something you'll see on the Oprah show.
Can you imagine the riots in the streets if this information were to become public? Don't worry it's one of those hush-hush subjects the banking lobbyists pay the politicians not talk about except for that one guy Ron Paul.
Probably didn't get he is check and that's what all the fuss is about.
Now that you know the world isn't flat anymore it's time to reveal the last little secret which will allow you to divorce the card and never pay a penny in settlement money.
Google "FTC debt video" to see the tip of the iceberg in this government sponsored cartoon show.
Bugs Bunny would have been better as the star but with all the bailouts Uncle Sam couldn't afford him.
Now there's nothing standing between you and a big paycheck except some egotistical, better than you debt collector that wants you to send him money for nothing.
Just mosey down to Wally World and pick up a digital recorder so you can record those FTC violations at $1000 per pop and you might pick up some cheap sunglasses so you look the part of an unshakable "I-O-U nothing dude.
" If you play your part well and let them talk dirty to you (according to the FTC rules) then you could become the next instant millionaire in the plastic lottery.
Use search terms like "Man wins 1.
5 million from debt collector" or "Woman Sues Debt Collector, Wins $8.
1 Million" and don't forget thousands of smaller jackpots are handed out daily! The final step in this debt divorce is to answer those tricky collection letters that say if you don't deny this debt within 30 days then you owe me.
To win the game you must absolutely send a demand notice for "proof of debt" or you will be genetically linked to a new bouncing baby card owned by the collector who will be getting a free ride at your expense! Now you know how to avoid a hangover after a wild night at the credit card debt saloon.
And don't be embarrassed, it can happen to anyone! They've got these things called debit cards and everybody says they're not addictive and don't cause you any headaches at all.
Might be worth checking out.
See you at happy hour!
Don't let it embarrass you because it's nothing more than a little financial nightmare that exists on a computer server somewhere in a state that doesn't have usery laws.
Before your pituitary gland dumps a load of adrenaline in you and you start running with the old "fight or flight" survival instinct that's been built into you, just stop and think for a minute.
Are you really afraid of a little piece of plastic? If you are then seek psychiatric help immediately.
Who knows, living in a straitjacket might be fun, that is until you need to use the restroom.
You don't need to be a really good detective to realize you've been seduced by the zero interest rates, free trips to the moon miles and get free money back every time you swipe your card for prizes in your happy meal down at McDonald's.
It sounds good but as you've already discovered living with a demanding plastic monster is not pleasant.
Wonder if that's why they named one of them the Discover Card? Before you go into some kind of psychosis use the search term "the gig is up-money, the Federal Reserve and you" and watch this video which was presented at the University Of Colorado School Of Law.
Go ahead with this copy and paste exercise that will forever change the way you look at plastic.
If you watched the gig then you know why it's not something you'll see on the Oprah show.
Can you imagine the riots in the streets if this information were to become public? Don't worry it's one of those hush-hush subjects the banking lobbyists pay the politicians not talk about except for that one guy Ron Paul.
Probably didn't get he is check and that's what all the fuss is about.
Now that you know the world isn't flat anymore it's time to reveal the last little secret which will allow you to divorce the card and never pay a penny in settlement money.
Google "FTC debt video" to see the tip of the iceberg in this government sponsored cartoon show.
Bugs Bunny would have been better as the star but with all the bailouts Uncle Sam couldn't afford him.
Now there's nothing standing between you and a big paycheck except some egotistical, better than you debt collector that wants you to send him money for nothing.
Just mosey down to Wally World and pick up a digital recorder so you can record those FTC violations at $1000 per pop and you might pick up some cheap sunglasses so you look the part of an unshakable "I-O-U nothing dude.
" If you play your part well and let them talk dirty to you (according to the FTC rules) then you could become the next instant millionaire in the plastic lottery.
Use search terms like "Man wins 1.
5 million from debt collector" or "Woman Sues Debt Collector, Wins $8.
1 Million" and don't forget thousands of smaller jackpots are handed out daily! The final step in this debt divorce is to answer those tricky collection letters that say if you don't deny this debt within 30 days then you owe me.
To win the game you must absolutely send a demand notice for "proof of debt" or you will be genetically linked to a new bouncing baby card owned by the collector who will be getting a free ride at your expense! Now you know how to avoid a hangover after a wild night at the credit card debt saloon.
And don't be embarrassed, it can happen to anyone! They've got these things called debit cards and everybody says they're not addictive and don't cause you any headaches at all.
Might be worth checking out.
See you at happy hour!