My path to real estate riches began on the subway, when I grabbed a copy of a free daily rag one morning to read on the way to work. On the same day that Bernie Madoff pled guilty to the biggest investment fraud in Wall Street history, I was intrigued to find a full-page ad with the blaring headline:
"HOW TO GET YOUR SHARE OF TODAY'S TRILLION DOLLAR RECOVERY."
Besides details on a series of free, upcoming workshops where all would be revealed, the ad offered a mouthwatering menu of claims on "How to cash in on the biggest real estate liquidation sale in our entire United States history" and "how to maximize your profit with lucrative foreclosures." Even better was the claim that, "You can buy homes with little or no money coming out of your pocket. That's right: GET PAID TO BUY A HOUSE." There's even a quote from CNBC's embattled maharishi of mammon, James Cramer, citing the "precise date" that the housing market will turn around. If you care to mark your calendar, it's June 30, 2009; though given some of Cramer's other predictions of late, you might want to hedge your bets. Sold!
So, on a recent Monday afternoon, I went to the Roosevelt Hotel, a stately and well-appointed place just west of Grand Central where only the most respectable types might gather. Eighty or so of us took our seats in front of a large movie screen in an opulent banquet hall, as what sounded suspiciously like the theme music from Baywatch was piped in from speakers.
"You are all in for a real treat this afternoon," said Terry, the tall gentleman in a crisp blue polo shirt who took our registrations at the front table. He then handed over our nametags with our first name printed in big bold writing. As the lights were dimmed and the promotional film for the Robert Allen Institute's "Recovery Riches" program is queued, I was transported back to an era I naively assumed no longer existedwhen Flip This House was one of the most top-rated TV shows on cable and the phrase "no money down" was printed on many a mortgage brokers' calling card.
Not so. The video that segues in to the free two-hour "Creating Wealth with Real Estate" workshop is full of smiling people who presumably haven't read the news lately, as they tell us rubes in the audience things like: "No money down is possible, I've seen it!" and "Turn properties over to investors for quick cash!" Testimonials are given by people who claim to have made tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in a matter of months in real estate, thanks to the advice and guidance of one Robert G. Allen, author of such books as The One Minute Millionaire, Nothing Down and Creating Wealth. A voiceover tells us that we too can be part of this talented class of real estate gurus, as images of a young woman riding a horse, a couple relaxing with glasses of wine in hand and a family walking along the beach flow across the screen. The video ends with a rousing tune and a challenge to: "Be Robert Allen's next millionaire!"
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In a country where over 6,000 homes now enter foreclosure every day, and where millions of people's retirement income has been wiped out thanks to a financial house of cards built on dubious home loans, I found it curious that the best advice about how to cash in on the collapse of the real estate market might be found in a newspaper ad or on late-night TV. So did a lot of other people it turns out. The workshop was packed, and based on my conversations with many of the other attendeesmostly middle-aged men and women, the majority of whom appeared to be immigrant New Yorkersthe dream of quick money through real estate still appears to be a component of our hardwiring that is difficult to turn off.
As the economic crisis plunges more people in to unemployment, crushes investments and leaves more Americans homeless or dangerously close to it, it's not surprising then that these kinds of pie-in-the-sky, getrich-quick schemes are coming out of the woodworkreminiscent of the army of snake oil salesmen that proliferated during the Great Depression. Then, as now, an expanding pool of desperate people searched for cures, hope and salvation. And in New York City, where real estate and God vie for supremacy, this kind of pitch is especially seductive. The remarkable thing is that with only a few minor tweaks, this "real estate riches" pitch is seamlessly adapted to our new, post-subprime-lending implosion era with relative ease.
Missed your opportunity to cash in on the housing bubble? Never fear, the Robert Allen Institute and its frontmen who roam the land will teach you how to find the silver lining in the real estate rubble all around us.
When James Gripshover strides in to the room, it's clear who's in charge. While the mug of "best-selling author" Robert Allen may have graced the full-page ads and the promotional video, Gripshover is clearly the Closer. He's an easygoing guy with an intense gaze who paces up and down the aisle and uses his hands expressively to drive a point home, wears the same blue polo shirt as Terry and sports a clean-cut blond head of hair. "I need your help," Gripshover tells us.
"I need you to nod your head and say yes when you agree with something I say. Can everybody do that?"
"Yes!" the audience responds with gusto, gripping their pens and sitting up straight.
Over the next two hours Gripshover employs many of the tried-and-true methods of emotional and persuasive group marketing. He addresses people by their first name (thanks to the name tags), talks about his own remarkable success flipping properties in pre-foreclosure and short sales for the last 12-plus yearswhich helped him buy a beach house near San Diego and a condo in Tahoe. Gripshover is living the good life now, so he has all the time in the world to coach his daughter's softball team. He shows us a few cheerful slides of his daughter at the batting cage for effect.
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realestategripshoverpeoplerobertmoneyoveroutflip this housebernie madoffwall streetreal estaterubblejames cramerrobert allen instituterecover richesjamesrobert allenJames Gripshoverjj brightseminarget richquickno riskmarxistdaAs a cautionary tale, though, he also chronicles the sad tale of his brotherin-law. "Chuck" is a chronic procrastinator and never could quite get with the houseflipping program. When he finally did get in the game in 2006, he bought late and he bought high. So, he sadly remains a nonmillionaire to this day.
In contrast, we are shown a photo of "JJ Bright," a precocious scamp with bushy, brown hair and braces who just graduated from the eighth grade. After enrolling in the program, JJ found a home in preforeclosure "in his own neighborhood" and made a cool $23,000 on his first dealif Gripshover is to be believed. The message is clear, but just in case we missed it, we are told, "If JJ can do it, anyone can!"
I glance over at a mother and her young son sitting on the other side of the room and wonder if I may be looking at the next JJ Bright.
Gripshover also takes us through a sort of Subprime Real Estate Implosion 101, and cites data from the New York Times and the Center for Responsible Lending to the effect that, ladies and gentleman, we here in this room are all sitting on top of a 30-year record amount of undervalued properties. Although Gripshover does express some misgivings about the unfortunate circumstances in which many of those homeowners now find themselves, he's also an optimist. "It's a goldmine!" he tells us. "Don't let yourself do what my brother did!"
Indeed, nobody wants to be Chuck, and we are all asked to repeat out loud a sentence that flashes up on the screen: "Procrastination is the killer of our goals and dreams."
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"HOW TO GET YOUR SHARE OF TODAY'S TRILLION DOLLAR RECOVERY."
Besides details on a series of free, upcoming workshops where all would be revealed, the ad offered a mouthwatering menu of claims on "How to cash in on the biggest real estate liquidation sale in our entire United States history" and "how to maximize your profit with lucrative foreclosures." Even better was the claim that, "You can buy homes with little or no money coming out of your pocket. That's right: GET PAID TO BUY A HOUSE." There's even a quote from CNBC's embattled maharishi of mammon, James Cramer, citing the "precise date" that the housing market will turn around. If you care to mark your calendar, it's June 30, 2009; though given some of Cramer's other predictions of late, you might want to hedge your bets. Sold!
So, on a recent Monday afternoon, I went to the Roosevelt Hotel, a stately and well-appointed place just west of Grand Central where only the most respectable types might gather. Eighty or so of us took our seats in front of a large movie screen in an opulent banquet hall, as what sounded suspiciously like the theme music from Baywatch was piped in from speakers.
"You are all in for a real treat this afternoon," said Terry, the tall gentleman in a crisp blue polo shirt who took our registrations at the front table. He then handed over our nametags with our first name printed in big bold writing. As the lights were dimmed and the promotional film for the Robert Allen Institute's "Recovery Riches" program is queued, I was transported back to an era I naively assumed no longer existedwhen Flip This House was one of the most top-rated TV shows on cable and the phrase "no money down" was printed on many a mortgage brokers' calling card.
Not so. The video that segues in to the free two-hour "Creating Wealth with Real Estate" workshop is full of smiling people who presumably haven't read the news lately, as they tell us rubes in the audience things like: "No money down is possible, I've seen it!" and "Turn properties over to investors for quick cash!" Testimonials are given by people who claim to have made tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in a matter of months in real estate, thanks to the advice and guidance of one Robert G. Allen, author of such books as The One Minute Millionaire, Nothing Down and Creating Wealth. A voiceover tells us that we too can be part of this talented class of real estate gurus, as images of a young woman riding a horse, a couple relaxing with glasses of wine in hand and a family walking along the beach flow across the screen. The video ends with a rousing tune and a challenge to: "Be Robert Allen's next millionaire!"
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In a country where over 6,000 homes now enter foreclosure every day, and where millions of people's retirement income has been wiped out thanks to a financial house of cards built on dubious home loans, I found it curious that the best advice about how to cash in on the collapse of the real estate market might be found in a newspaper ad or on late-night TV. So did a lot of other people it turns out. The workshop was packed, and based on my conversations with many of the other attendeesmostly middle-aged men and women, the majority of whom appeared to be immigrant New Yorkersthe dream of quick money through real estate still appears to be a component of our hardwiring that is difficult to turn off.
As the economic crisis plunges more people in to unemployment, crushes investments and leaves more Americans homeless or dangerously close to it, it's not surprising then that these kinds of pie-in-the-sky, getrich-quick schemes are coming out of the woodworkreminiscent of the army of snake oil salesmen that proliferated during the Great Depression. Then, as now, an expanding pool of desperate people searched for cures, hope and salvation. And in New York City, where real estate and God vie for supremacy, this kind of pitch is especially seductive. The remarkable thing is that with only a few minor tweaks, this "real estate riches" pitch is seamlessly adapted to our new, post-subprime-lending implosion era with relative ease.
Missed your opportunity to cash in on the housing bubble? Never fear, the Robert Allen Institute and its frontmen who roam the land will teach you how to find the silver lining in the real estate rubble all around us.
When James Gripshover strides in to the room, it's clear who's in charge. While the mug of "best-selling author" Robert Allen may have graced the full-page ads and the promotional video, Gripshover is clearly the Closer. He's an easygoing guy with an intense gaze who paces up and down the aisle and uses his hands expressively to drive a point home, wears the same blue polo shirt as Terry and sports a clean-cut blond head of hair. "I need your help," Gripshover tells us.
"I need you to nod your head and say yes when you agree with something I say. Can everybody do that?"
"Yes!" the audience responds with gusto, gripping their pens and sitting up straight.
Over the next two hours Gripshover employs many of the tried-and-true methods of emotional and persuasive group marketing. He addresses people by their first name (thanks to the name tags), talks about his own remarkable success flipping properties in pre-foreclosure and short sales for the last 12-plus yearswhich helped him buy a beach house near San Diego and a condo in Tahoe. Gripshover is living the good life now, so he has all the time in the world to coach his daughter's softball team. He shows us a few cheerful slides of his daughter at the batting cage for effect.
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Mr. Dow 1000A Room of Their OwnBash Compactor: F the F WordBroadway's UnderclassLittle AshesSee the LightRelated to:
realestategripshoverpeoplerobertmoneyoveroutflip this housebernie madoffwall streetreal estaterubblejames cramerrobert allen instituterecover richesjamesrobert allenJames Gripshoverjj brightseminarget richquickno riskmarxistdaAs a cautionary tale, though, he also chronicles the sad tale of his brotherin-law. "Chuck" is a chronic procrastinator and never could quite get with the houseflipping program. When he finally did get in the game in 2006, he bought late and he bought high. So, he sadly remains a nonmillionaire to this day.
In contrast, we are shown a photo of "JJ Bright," a precocious scamp with bushy, brown hair and braces who just graduated from the eighth grade. After enrolling in the program, JJ found a home in preforeclosure "in his own neighborhood" and made a cool $23,000 on his first dealif Gripshover is to be believed. The message is clear, but just in case we missed it, we are told, "If JJ can do it, anyone can!"
I glance over at a mother and her young son sitting on the other side of the room and wonder if I may be looking at the next JJ Bright.
Gripshover also takes us through a sort of Subprime Real Estate Implosion 101, and cites data from the New York Times and the Center for Responsible Lending to the effect that, ladies and gentleman, we here in this room are all sitting on top of a 30-year record amount of undervalued properties. Although Gripshover does express some misgivings about the unfortunate circumstances in which many of those homeowners now find themselves, he's also an optimist. "It's a goldmine!" he tells us. "Don't let yourself do what my brother did!"
Indeed, nobody wants to be Chuck, and we are all asked to repeat out loud a sentence that flashes up on the screen: "Procrastination is the killer of our goals and dreams."
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