A Dating Site For Lesbians - What An Outrage!
Dear, oh dear! Wherever should I begin? Is this really what the world is coming to? A dedicated site for women to meet other women? And people talk about the dangers of climate warming! I mean really! You cannot be serious!!! A site for women to meet other women...FOR SEX!
Okay, maybe the site is not strictly meant for that purpose. Let's try to put a favourable spin on all this. I mean it is just possible that some of these girls, perhaps even a lot of them, are just looking for a buddy, someone to do a little shopping with, perhaps to exchange cooking and house cleaning tips.But sooner or later you can bet that some of them are going to take a fancy to each other that goes way beyond the platonic ideal. You and I are adults and we know that might happen. That two very pretty young females
might even decide to get together and explore each other physically, to kiss and to touch each other and to please and to play with each other. To...but, hey, I am not going to let my mind even go that way. No, no, no, I don't find that kind of thing appealing at all. NO!
But you seem to be saying that you condone such wild activity? Might even encourage it? Such exciting, fulfilling, tantalising, wonderful intimacy. No strings attached. Well, no strings attached unless they are into that kind of thing and decided to do a little bit of tying up and maybe even a blindfold...nudge...wink...although I disapprove of such things very strongly. Oh, yes, I do!
Really the very idea of two lovely, gentle girls together - whether they are into string, blindfolds, massage oils, bubble baths, handcuffs, sex toys or not - turns me right on. Yes, it does. I assure you IT DOES!!!! Sorry, I meant to say...turns me right OFF. Please correct that. That was a slip of the tongue, so to speak.
I mean, where is this all going to end? If women find sufficient pleasure and happiness with other women. Well, what next? Will they all be going out together laughing and having fun and enjoying themselves while we men, the ones who are supposed to lead, are consigned to standing around alone and open-mouthed in the corner pretending to care about reading the paper or the latest news about cars or football and the bottom line? What have we ever done to deserve such a fate? Haven't we made it clear that we are happy to give women some freedom, even a vestige of equality, in some ways, as long as they don't forget that there are some things they still must attend to in the real world. Who is going to do the laundry if they are always out gallivanting? Think about that! Haven't we made it clear that they can do whatever their pretty little minds desire as long as they don't forget that they can only ever really be complete with a man. The kind of man who can give them the proper respect because they understand what HE needs. All this other talk of PlanetSappho is tosh. The idea of happiness in each other's company, in each other's arms, in each other's bed -god forbid!!! - all this - the tenderness and peace and excitement and release they find together - all this is an illusion, a misconception, and the sooner it is laid to rest and they come back to experience the thrill and excitement and challenge and dynamism of a real man, the better.
Yours sincerely,
A concerned MALE member of the public
Okay, maybe the site is not strictly meant for that purpose. Let's try to put a favourable spin on all this. I mean it is just possible that some of these girls, perhaps even a lot of them, are just looking for a buddy, someone to do a little shopping with, perhaps to exchange cooking and house cleaning tips.But sooner or later you can bet that some of them are going to take a fancy to each other that goes way beyond the platonic ideal. You and I are adults and we know that might happen. That two very pretty young females
might even decide to get together and explore each other physically, to kiss and to touch each other and to please and to play with each other. To...but, hey, I am not going to let my mind even go that way. No, no, no, I don't find that kind of thing appealing at all. NO!
But you seem to be saying that you condone such wild activity? Might even encourage it? Such exciting, fulfilling, tantalising, wonderful intimacy. No strings attached. Well, no strings attached unless they are into that kind of thing and decided to do a little bit of tying up and maybe even a blindfold...nudge...wink...although I disapprove of such things very strongly. Oh, yes, I do!
Really the very idea of two lovely, gentle girls together - whether they are into string, blindfolds, massage oils, bubble baths, handcuffs, sex toys or not - turns me right on. Yes, it does. I assure you IT DOES!!!! Sorry, I meant to say...turns me right OFF. Please correct that. That was a slip of the tongue, so to speak.
I mean, where is this all going to end? If women find sufficient pleasure and happiness with other women. Well, what next? Will they all be going out together laughing and having fun and enjoying themselves while we men, the ones who are supposed to lead, are consigned to standing around alone and open-mouthed in the corner pretending to care about reading the paper or the latest news about cars or football and the bottom line? What have we ever done to deserve such a fate? Haven't we made it clear that we are happy to give women some freedom, even a vestige of equality, in some ways, as long as they don't forget that there are some things they still must attend to in the real world. Who is going to do the laundry if they are always out gallivanting? Think about that! Haven't we made it clear that they can do whatever their pretty little minds desire as long as they don't forget that they can only ever really be complete with a man. The kind of man who can give them the proper respect because they understand what HE needs. All this other talk of PlanetSappho is tosh. The idea of happiness in each other's company, in each other's arms, in each other's bed -god forbid!!! - all this - the tenderness and peace and excitement and release they find together - all this is an illusion, a misconception, and the sooner it is laid to rest and they come back to experience the thrill and excitement and challenge and dynamism of a real man, the better.
Yours sincerely,
A concerned MALE member of the public