People are going insane and are very confused About this thing the IRS calls income tax credit While they are still bruised and bemused They ran this concept on them which they now call debit; Many are going insane from this living pain Some are still crying from being driven insane about capital gain Now they want to know about common stocks Also preferred and split or something sounding like that; Do you really know if the stockholders have a liability lock box? Why ask me, a man who only made coffee for the pack? This is really stretching my coffee making brain What about capital gain? Nothing! That's not my aim These taxes take our money, thus leaving us in pain, Checking the bank book it a financial drain; Balance sheet increase-what? This is like being crazy Profit and loss report-gosh? This is so hazy! Folk's eyes are just filled with sand Rubbing them and wondering about the American plan Boston Harbor taxation without representation...
The tea party was not enough to do the trick on taxation Streets still have potholes and garbage piling up Bottles on street corners sitting like green tea in a cup; Tell us where all the money has been going? Congress, bankers, and senators are on airplanes all flying! All these taxes take our money with no pending future gain One day we will have to be relieved of this pain Now the auditors have left and people can rest their mind Because they were not really that very kind; Thank you the day is done, and it was no really fun Tomorrow is a day off, and it will be time to soak up some sun; Say what-look at this accounting spreadsheet again? Lord help me today-now I know that we are really going insane!