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Nature Vs. Nurture
After a narrow escape from Darph Bobo, Chode guides the Jupiter 42 to Muldavia 5. He's puzzled by his warm welcome, until he discovers his twin is King Regis Philbrick, ruler of the planet. The two switch places to live in the other's skin for a bit. It turns out to be a mistake. Chode realizes Philbrick has run through his kingdom's money just as the servants turn into a mob hungry for payback.

And Philbrick runs right into Darph Bobo. Chode advises Philbrick how to evade capture, and then legalizes prostitution, drops the drinking age to 10 and starts a lottery, all to ease the financial burden on Muldavia 5. Kink Factor: Chode dresses as a skank to escape capture on Muldavia 5.
Aliens, Guns and a Monkey
The ship crash-lands on Harmonia VII. The locals aren't very happy to see Chode and his crew. They shoot at them, tag them and then set a robotic eye to spy on their every move. Six, Gus, Whip and Chode escape the eye and run to Red's Ship Repair Hut and Gunnery. But a group of kids steal everything they have at the ATM, including Chode's rare singing, self-spanking monkey encased in a diamond. They appeal to Governor Smith N. Wesson. Chode concocts a plan to get the diamond back, and get his ship repaired. He sets Six to work on the governor, while he finds Wesson's estranged son, Aidan, and sets up a reunion for the two. During the sappy reunion, however, Chode sees that Wesson is wearing his monkey diamond.

Aidan returns to form and eviscerates his father. Chode and the gang buy the patch they need to repair the ship, and off they go. Kink Factor: Six gives the governor a special massage, earning enough to fix the ship.

Emasculating Chode
It's Whip's sixteenth birthday. Angry about his Uncle Chode's gift of paint-by-numbers, Whip retires to his room where he opens a spam email from Darph Bobo. Bobo yanks him through the computer onto another planet, using him to trap Chode. Chode beams down and ends up losing Whip and a tentacle to Chode. T'Nuk takes over the ship while Chode orders from the Tentacle Club for Men. With his fake tentacle, Chode and Gus disguise themselves as Dark Clowns and visit Bobo's home planet. There, Chode and Gus rescue Whip and the appendage. After returning to the ship, fully functioning, Chode gives Whip booze, cigarettes and a certificate for some paid-for lovin'. Kink Factor: Six dresses up as a French maid to try to cheer up Chode during his impotency. A Dark Clown orgy is in progress when Chode and Gus beam down to Bobo's house.

Love Conquers All... Almost
Bob prematurely blows a load of hand cream into a star, ruining Chode's chance of collecting his fee. To make some money, Chode concocts a plan to hook up Darph Bobo's daughter, Babette, and Commander Adam's son, Adam 12. Chode figures if they fall in love, there will be peace between Dark Clowns and the Confederation, and he'll win the million kronigs that comes with the Peace Prize. He persuades the two to visit his ship, then locks them in his quarters. They aren't interested in each other until Chode tells them their parents will be royally peeved when they find out the two teens are together. That does the trick. But then, the two teens run off to jump into a volcano to prove their love. The two families come together and find the lovebirds quick, dragging Chode along to. Bobo and Adam threaten to kill Chode if the kids don't break up. Chode explains to them that their younger syblings will inherit their wealth if they jump into the volcano, and the two kids quickly break up, and Chode is set free. Kink Factor: Babette and Adam 12 knock boots in Chode's cabin.

Android Love
T'Nuk and Six visit a strip club, where Six finds Ten, her former slave. Ten and the other enslaved strippers escape, and Six goes with them, taking Chode's shuttle. Chode orders a replacement sexbot named Angel. While waiting for her to arrive, a bounty hunter beams aboard Jupiter 42 looking for Ten and Six. T'Nuk, sadly, gives him their coordinates and he takes off after them. Chode goes after them, too, and ends up in a tractor beam tug of war with the bounty hunter. When it looks like A.I. Bob won't be able to hold on, Chode tricks the bounty hunter into thinking he won the Galactic Publisher's Clearinghouse prize. He drops his tractor beam, and Chode takes off with his shuttle, and Ten and Six, in tow. Chode dumps Angel, Ten takes a taxi to somewhere else, and Six shows Chode her gratitude for being saved. Kink Factor: Left alone all that time, sexbots Six and Ten get into good conversation about their feelings.