Valentines Day What are the dumbest things we can do on VDAY 1.
Thinking what you do on VDAY is all you need to do for the year to keep your partner happy.
2.
Thinking what you do the day after VDAY will be made up for by being nice 354 days from now 3.
Thinking that spending money on VDAY makes up for being a selfish overworked a-hole for the rest of the year.
4.
Giving a fat person Chocolates 5.
Giving a person with Hay fever, flowers.
6.
Doing something that you really enjoy as a gift for them.
Like parachute jumping..
..
7.
Waiting till today to think about a present.
Things to avoid on VDAY - choose the worst Here are some major stuff ups on Vday: Never make a promise you can't keep Drinking Champaign from the bottle Being alone Being late Sending roses by courier and not giving anything else Writing the wrong name on the Vday card Buying Chocolates and leaving them out of the fridge Going to footy training then arriving late because they had a few beers after Forgetting to call Remembering to call and finding someone else there Forgetting Thinking that "I don't want anything" means "I don't want anything" Thinking that "I want something small" means "chocolates" it's a diamond dummy.
Forgetting that whatever you spend you'll never get back.
Doing something so wonderful that the rest of the year is an anticlimax (literally) Not being alone on valentines day Being missing from the office from 12.
30 to 4.
30 Giving a gift you can't afford Spending money without making any effort Forgetting to write or give a poem to your lover.
Fiveabsolute winners to make this valentines day the best you ever had What are the most important things we can do on valentines day that make our relationships sacred and absolutely guarantee we'll be together forever.
Valentines day is like the world cup of love.
If you can't win today, then back to the drawing board.
Today shows us what is going to make a relationship last forever 1.
Say thank you - everyday of your life - Make everyday a valentines day Do a thank you prayer together - that means sitting face to face, and take it in turns to say thank you for anything that this person brings into your life.
Remember to say thank you for the thinks that challenge you, got to find a way to be thankful for everything.
Then, do it everyday for the rest of your life together for 10 minutes before bed.
Guaranteed to make everyone happy.
Count your blessings.
You are thankful - you don't want to change a thing about them, you are so thankful.
Sexiest thing you can do to a lover.
Say thank you.
Appreciate them.
It's not just one branch of a tree - it's the whole thing, past, family, friends, enemies.
2.
Live the dream Do something that makes your lover's dreams come true.
Remember it's the love you give that is the important thing.
Think short term pleasure as well as long term dreams.
Short term pleasure means a gift for taste, touch, smell, beauty and sound.
Long term gift is something that helps them live their dreams.
This is the glue for love.
Invest in their dreams - not just yours..
..
People stay together because their dreams come true.
3.
Get over it.
Evolvyabastard..
..
Turn up...
We carry around so much baggage about something that someone did to us, even our current partner and we wonder why they aren't showing up as we'd like.
Get over it.
Evolveyabastard is what I say.
Move it.
(this could be talkback) like how do I get over it.
Evolveyabastard - Not infatuated.
For better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health - it's great because its not some fantasy about happy ever after, Spiritual love is eternal love, support and challenge.
Every star has it, so do you.
Public and private.
The more they pretend they are one thing, the more they are the opposite.
4.
Turn it off to turn em on.
Shut up and listen Get outside in nature, alone, somewhere beautiful, and just sit.
Look at the stars or the mosquitoes or the clouds - look up.
Turn them on by turning it off (mobile phone, the tv, the radio, the dishwasher, the car, your mind, your wants.
) in other words learn to listen.
Throw away all your self help books and start from "there's nothing to change, you are perfect"They are the most important person in the whole world - in fact no one is more important today.
No friend, parent, child, work, In the zone.
Turn it off to turn them on.
They are the whole universe, everything comes down to this.
5.
A big idea with little steps - love is cumulative...
Love is a lifestyle.
As a couple do something for someone else.
Have a reason for being together bigger than the two of you.
You loose yourself.
When we say YOU and ME, we are in our EGO.
They are you.
If they are happy you are happy.
If they are feeling loved you are feeling loved.
There is no you and me.
It's them.
Thinking what you do on VDAY is all you need to do for the year to keep your partner happy.
2.
Thinking what you do the day after VDAY will be made up for by being nice 354 days from now 3.
Thinking that spending money on VDAY makes up for being a selfish overworked a-hole for the rest of the year.
4.
Giving a fat person Chocolates 5.
Giving a person with Hay fever, flowers.
6.
Doing something that you really enjoy as a gift for them.
Like parachute jumping..
..
7.
Waiting till today to think about a present.
Things to avoid on VDAY - choose the worst Here are some major stuff ups on Vday: Never make a promise you can't keep Drinking Champaign from the bottle Being alone Being late Sending roses by courier and not giving anything else Writing the wrong name on the Vday card Buying Chocolates and leaving them out of the fridge Going to footy training then arriving late because they had a few beers after Forgetting to call Remembering to call and finding someone else there Forgetting Thinking that "I don't want anything" means "I don't want anything" Thinking that "I want something small" means "chocolates" it's a diamond dummy.
Forgetting that whatever you spend you'll never get back.
Doing something so wonderful that the rest of the year is an anticlimax (literally) Not being alone on valentines day Being missing from the office from 12.
30 to 4.
30 Giving a gift you can't afford Spending money without making any effort Forgetting to write or give a poem to your lover.
Fiveabsolute winners to make this valentines day the best you ever had What are the most important things we can do on valentines day that make our relationships sacred and absolutely guarantee we'll be together forever.
Valentines day is like the world cup of love.
If you can't win today, then back to the drawing board.
Today shows us what is going to make a relationship last forever 1.
Say thank you - everyday of your life - Make everyday a valentines day Do a thank you prayer together - that means sitting face to face, and take it in turns to say thank you for anything that this person brings into your life.
Remember to say thank you for the thinks that challenge you, got to find a way to be thankful for everything.
Then, do it everyday for the rest of your life together for 10 minutes before bed.
Guaranteed to make everyone happy.
Count your blessings.
You are thankful - you don't want to change a thing about them, you are so thankful.
Sexiest thing you can do to a lover.
Say thank you.
Appreciate them.
It's not just one branch of a tree - it's the whole thing, past, family, friends, enemies.
2.
Live the dream Do something that makes your lover's dreams come true.
Remember it's the love you give that is the important thing.
Think short term pleasure as well as long term dreams.
Short term pleasure means a gift for taste, touch, smell, beauty and sound.
Long term gift is something that helps them live their dreams.
This is the glue for love.
Invest in their dreams - not just yours..
..
People stay together because their dreams come true.
3.
Get over it.
Evolvyabastard..
..
Turn up...
We carry around so much baggage about something that someone did to us, even our current partner and we wonder why they aren't showing up as we'd like.
Get over it.
Evolveyabastard is what I say.
Move it.
(this could be talkback) like how do I get over it.
Evolveyabastard - Not infatuated.
For better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health - it's great because its not some fantasy about happy ever after, Spiritual love is eternal love, support and challenge.
Every star has it, so do you.
Public and private.
The more they pretend they are one thing, the more they are the opposite.
4.
Turn it off to turn em on.
Shut up and listen Get outside in nature, alone, somewhere beautiful, and just sit.
Look at the stars or the mosquitoes or the clouds - look up.
Turn them on by turning it off (mobile phone, the tv, the radio, the dishwasher, the car, your mind, your wants.
) in other words learn to listen.
Throw away all your self help books and start from "there's nothing to change, you are perfect"They are the most important person in the whole world - in fact no one is more important today.
No friend, parent, child, work, In the zone.
Turn it off to turn them on.
They are the whole universe, everything comes down to this.
5.
A big idea with little steps - love is cumulative...
Love is a lifestyle.
As a couple do something for someone else.
Have a reason for being together bigger than the two of you.
You loose yourself.
When we say YOU and ME, we are in our EGO.
They are you.
If they are happy you are happy.
If they are feeling loved you are feeling loved.
There is no you and me.
It's them.